11 Funny Quotes About Love & Marriage

Here are a few humorous quotes I found about love and marriage that I wanted to share because they made me smile.  Why 11?  Well…why not 11?  (Okay, I actually was aiming for 10 but as it turns out, I couldn’t narrow them down because I’m incredibly indecisive–or am I?  Oh, I don’t know…)

1)  No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Unknown

2)  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – Unknown

3)  To love is to suffer.  To avoid suffering, one must not love.  But, then one suffers from not loving.  Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer.  To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness–I hope you’re getting this down.  – Woody Allen

4)  I want a man who’s kind and understanding.  Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? – Zsa Zsa Gabor

5)  The four most important words in any marriage… “I’ll do the dishes.”  – Anonymous

6)  You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.  –  Anonymous

7)  An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.  – Agatha Christie

8)  Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. – Christopher Marlowe

9)  I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

10)  Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. – Unknown

11)  I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

Hope you enjoyed them!  If you know of any other little gems you’d like to share, please post them!

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  1. Good communication is a must to develop the healthy relationships in your married life. You should share all your problems and feelings with your partner as well listen to your partner and understand. Make some time for each other to share your emotions. Go for outing with your partner and make some romantic plans for short vacation.^-;^

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